In Finnegans Wake I.1, the Wellington Monument becomes a museum that is also a “museyroom”: a phallic mushroom as well as the home of the muse. It reminds us that history as well as sexuality can inspire art.

I’ll eventually be posting my thoughts on the “Willingdone” paragraph of I.1, but until inspiration strikes, I’ll write a little about artifacts in Finnegans Wake. I’m always put in mind of Indiana Jones declaring to would-be graverobbers that an artifact “belongs in a museum!” The fact that one of the Indiana Jones sequels named his son “Mutt” also amuses me because of the Mutt and Jeff passage in I.1.

In a way, Finnegans Wake itself is a kind of museum, gathering together and displaying linguistic artifacts and cultural references from all around the world. Like real museums, the Wake might be considered either a benevolent display of such objects or a cynical, colonial appropriation of them. In a Wakean spirit, we might regard it as both at once.

At various points in the book, artifacts appear, left behind by HCE from his Fall and gathered up by ALP. Read on for my thoughts, especially about the ways that the letters of the alphabet can be seen as such artifacts.